Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Flashing

So, our maternity shopping spree went well. We went up to Greenwood Mall near Indy because apparently Bloomington just doesn't really believe in pregnant women except at Target. I'm completely baffled that our Walmart does not have even a small maternity section.

Anyway, Greenwood is awesome. I can never live without a JC Penney's again. I already thought so, but it's definitely confirmed. I ended up with two pairs of pants, a pair of leggings, two shorts, and four shirts and didn't break the bank. I'm quite excited about my booty and am way more comfortable and look like a person again.

My only complaint is that apparently all maternity shirt designers think that pregnant women want to show off their boobs. I mean, I get it that they're ginormous. But is a non-low-cut shirt too much to ask for? I don't like feeling like I'm flashing my boss. I already embarrassed him by saying in front of him (not even to him) that I had upgraded to maternity pants.

Oh, well. At least I'm cute again. And Seth can have his tshirts back.

2 comments:

  1. This post gives me hope that my breasts may one day be ginormous. Even if I suffer vomit or pee-inducing hiccups for it.

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  2. I don't know from personal experience, but I've heard it's only temporary hugeness. And then they tend to shrink. (Thank goodness for me, because Lord knows mine were huge to begin with.)

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